Keeping the Literary Classics Undead
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies!
Will the first line be something like:
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in
possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife (who can kick zombie ass!)
Surely there must be other Literary Classics that can be improved upon with the addition of zombies (or some other form of the undead). I like the suggestion of "War and Peace and Zombies" from the CT post.